- Not speaking is not necessarily silence. Walking like a baby buffalo is noisy. So is opening the Velcro fasteners of your yoga mat holder, snapping your yoga mat open and slamming down your water bottle.
- Those opaque leggings might seem opaque when you put them on BUT know that when you bend over – the material stretches and thins out – so I am aware that you chose polka dot underwear this morning – or for that matter – that you prefer not to wear underwear.
- Gym shorts show more than you probably intended to show to the world.
- Although breathing is an essential component to yoga – breathing like you are about to have a heart attack concerns those of us around you. It kind of puts us on edge – waiting for you to drop to the floor.
- Putting your mat directly behind someone else’s (especially when they got there first) and then telling them to move – not cool.
- Back to the silence rule. If the person next to you can hear you whisper to them – then I can hear you too.
- If you are a heavy sweater – feel free to mop up some of the sweat around your mat (so somebody else doesn’t slip in it after you’ve left).
- If you decide to do your own thing for the entire class – great – but put your mat in the back of the room so you are not distracting the rest of us.
- When you come into the practice room walk around the people who are already lying on their mats – not over them – seriously – did you just kick me in the head?
- If you’re sick – don’t come to yoga to sweat it out. Don’t you like us? Do you want all of us to get sick too? Have a heart!